Keep in mind that the possessed board game is M.I.A. Caleb is trying to track it down using his techno wizardry, but he's not having luck. (Computer geniuses can't compete with Satan's Monopoly!) Hanna’s mom asks Caleb if Hanna is involved with the Dunhill murder investigation. He tells her everything (praise), which pisses off Hanna. However, he appeases her by taking her to the courthouse to get married. They exchange vows in front of Hanna's mom, who tells Hanna she isn't happy about her involvement in a murder investigation. Um, understatement of the year.
“Tomorrow, it’s going to be all hands on deck.” —Ashley, discussing how she’s going to deal with Hanna being a murder suspect
Spencer caves on her Aria freeze-out and shows up to Ezra's apartment to make amends. However, their peace treaty is interrupted by Tanner, who informs them that Aria is no longer a suspect in Dunhill's murder investigation. She says the police found a highway camera placing Aria in New Hampshire the night of the murder, which, as we all know, is impossible. A.D. literally created an alibi for Aria, which, naturally, pisses Spencer off all over again.
Aria comes clean to Ezra about everything, including writing that fake sexual-assault police report. He isn't mad (nor should he be because he wrote an entire book about the liars). Instead of having a coherent conversation about their issues, they have sex.
And now a giant sex montage! Alison and Emily bang in the woods! Spencer and Toby (!!!) bang in his cabin! Everyone is clearly trying to get their lives before potentially going to jail tomorrow, which I support. I also support Toby's beard, if I haven't made that clear.
“Rosewood is a place where dreams go to die.” —Emily, spitting out truths
The 36 hours are up, and Alison, Emily, Hanna, and Spencer have to make a decision about who's going to jail—but they smash the cell phone A.D. is using to communicate with them instead. This is a brilliant move. The liars should've ditched all electronic communication years ago!
“Why didn’t we think of that earlier?” —Hanna, on Spencer's smashing the phone
Aria, still on the outs with the other liars, tells A.D. on the phone that she's going to turn herself in and end the game once and for all. A.D. laughs and tells her time's up and that she's won the game (whatever that means). Aria doesn't like this answer but doesn't have time to protest because her cell phone spontaneously combusts. She hops in her car, calls Spencer, and leaves a message saying she thinks she knows how to fix everything for good. But she doesn't get far: She hears something funny rumbling around in her trunk, so she gets out to check on it. It's Archer Dunhill's mangled corpse—and, as if on cue, the cops show up. Is this A.D.'s definition of "winning"?!
We end with a "potential A.D." bombshell. Caleb finally gets a hit on the possessed board game's whereabouts. He and Toby follow the signal to—dun, dun, duuuun—Mona's apartment, where she's scheming away (and wearing a black hoodie, of course). Does this mean Mona is the Big Bad?! That's…actually not surprising (if it's true). She's been an evil genius since day one.
Parting thoughts: I want to marry Toby's beard. Not Toby. His beard.
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