6) Chris Harrison, acting like he's Vee. "Doesn't it remind you why dating sucks in the first place? That's why you all come here. Only I can lead you to happiness, little Taystees!" *Last part of quote didn't happen.
5) Ben swearing bitterly, "Goodbye Hollywood. I'm done with TV." Ben evidently fancies himself a modern-day Cary Grant, whom Hollywood might come running after if he walks away. I have news for you, Ben: Cary Grant didn't wear a turtle-shell backpack. (That's the backpack Marcus "spilled water on" so had to empty out? It's clearly water-resistant. They're not even trying with these fake excuses.)
4) Marquel calling out Michelle for drinking. Marquel, who's fond of referencing his faith, apparently came here thinking he'd have good odds of finding a teetotaler wife. You need to clean those Rick Moranis glasses you're trying to make happen, Marquel, because you are not seeing life clearly.
3) Sarah pitying Chris when Elise gave him her leftover rose. "Chris must feel like chopped liver," she clucks. Chopped liver is a promotion from pond scum, so don't feel too bad, S.
