Oils were by far the biggest revelation in this sacred journey of pampering my vadge. You know how dropping delicate little beads of oil on your face makes you feel queenly? Turns out, doing the same on your ladyparts makes you feel fully on your goddess shit.
First I tried Moon Juice’s Holy Yoni oil, $48. Berry extract, Bulgarian rose essential oil, and sweet almond oil provide hydration, antioxidants, and improve skin elasticity. I’ve always disliked rose scents, but in this oil, I found it positively regal. Nothing sickly sweet about it, just a pure, assertive floral in a formula that made my skin stupidly soft. Seriously, I felt like Cleopatra. I hereby submit that the act of putting rose oil on your vagina is a high-key transformative act that I wish all women to experience.
Fur’s Fur Oil, $44, was a legit revelation. When Romatowski recommended this blend of grape seed, jojoba, and lemon peel oil to "hydrate your skin and soften your hair," she wasn’t kidding—it truly works wonders. After just one use, well, there’s no delicate way to put it: My pubes were literally softer than I ever knew they could be. After a week of use, the hair is luxuriant, honey. Turns out, wiry pubes do not have be a thing. To be totally honest, this was not something I cared about until I experienced it, but now that I have, I never want to go back. Turns out, all hair needs conditioning. Sorry I neglected you so long, shorties!
Fur Oil can also be used on beards, underarms, and anywhere else hair meets skin. I’m going to try it on my legs, because lord knows I can’t be bothered to shave all winter.
