Bennett goes to the Latina crew and tells them he's done being their smuggler, gives them all shots, and when Ramos threatens to tell Caputo that he had sex with Daya, he sends her to the SHU. To quote the great Cher from Clueless, "That was way harsh, Tai."
*Next we're with Caputo. He says he hasn't heard anything about the furlough but tells Pipes that the newsletter is a good way for the administration to communicate with the inmates. Show that the guards are human.*Polly visits Larry and slaps him for previously showing up at her home and wanting to hook up. It is at that very moment that I head over to GoDaddy.com to buy the domain StandingOvation.com. Just as I'm about to confirm my transaction, Larry says he's spiraling and she says she can't do this with him...and then they have sex. Cue my reaction:
Meanwhile, the entire OITNB staff is like:
Later on, Polly's husband goes to visit Larry to hang out and drink beers. This is utterly the dumbest thing I've witnessed. Moving on. The old ladies are trying to explain Google to Taslitz. Boo comes over and asks Red for matches so she can smoke a cig she bought from Vee's crew. Red refuses and doesn't seem too pleased that Vee has her own business. Then we see Pipes and her small writing staff working on the newsletter. Next, Black Cindy reports back to Vee and says she didn't get any stamps and just traded for goods. Vee demotes her to rolling cigs only. Cindy says, "F**k that" and Vee walks over and tells Poussey to take Black Cindy's place. Poussey agrees.
We return to the flashback. Black Cindy and her sister Moni are driving and singing along to rap. Black Cindy sees some of her old friends and tells Moni to wait in the car while she goes in an apartment building to hang. We cut back to the present and CO O'Neill is apologizing to CO Bell for messing up their relationship. Oh, snap! I didn't know they were dating! He asks for another chance and they make up. While they're hooking up, Jimmy walks out of her room. No!!!
Daya is mad Bennett threw Ramos in the SHU and says he has all this power, but she has nothing. Then we see Figueroa and her husband, Jason, talking about his campaign, when the campaign manager tells them that his opponent received $1.5 mill in PAC money. Figueroa is stressed out, and Jason says they will win and finally have kids. That's when she tells him he have to have sex with her to have kids. And based off the look between Jason and the campaign manager, it seems Jason is into peen. #Awkward
Jimmy is talking to herself and jumps off the stage in the auditorium. Next, it's bedtime and we see Vee walk over to a sleeping Black Cindy, who wakes up from a nightmare. Vee says Black Cindy needs to focus on building a future and quit joking around all the time and calls her a loser because she thinks Black Cindy has given up on herself. Seriously, that was really cruel. Screw you, Vee!
