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Your quarantine: wearing a stained, oversized T-shirt that says “Turkey Trot 5K 2010.” Paris Hilton’s quarantine: wearing one of the hundreds of Juicy Couture tracksuits in her closet.
Your quarantine: listlessly pulling up Duolingo once a week, where a cartoon owl berates you about your terrible Italian. Paris Hilton’s quarantine: coming out with her 26th fragrance.
Your quarantine: giving up halfway through a Yoga for Adrienne and lying on the floor watching it like an indie film. Paris Hilton’s quarantine: lying down while a machine attached to her body gives her a facial as well as a work out that’s “like doing a million sit-ups.”
Look—celebrities are clearly doing quarantine differently than us. But most of them are pretending that’s not the case. You know what I mean, right? They shoot their appearances from the gloomiest bathrooms in their mansions to seem more relatable. They announce that COVID is “the great equalizer” from their candlelit, petal-strewn marble bathtubs. They complain about being stuck inside even though their homes include, for example, NBA-regulation-size indoor basketball courts.
Not Paris Hilton. Ask the woman who invented being famous for being famous how she’s spending her time and she will deliver. Hilton, who says she’s been traveling on planes over 250 times a year since she was a teenager, is reflecting on the “very scary” time but enjoying the opportunity to relax. With the voice of an ASMR-tist and the unapologetic self-promotional flair of a TikTok tween, she told Glamour about her favorite things during quarantine. And every single one of them is hot.
The self-care product I am obsessed with
I bought this thing called a Neurotris Full Body System, and I’m obsessed. I don’t work out because I just don’t have time, and I’m not really into it. So when I’m getting a facial, I just lie there and this machine attaches to your body and is basically like doing a million sit-ups. You just lie down and relax, but your whole body’s being worked out the whole time. I think that’s an amazing hack for working out and not actually having to do anything
The TV shows I’m watching
I’ve been watching a lot of The Simple Life, which has been fun. I also love Westworld, which I’ve become addicted to during this time—I had never seen it before. And 90 Day Fiancé is hilarious. Plus I’ve been watching a lot of cartoons. My favorite is Rick and Morty; it’s so funny.
The last thing I bought
I haven’t been shopping in a long time! I’ve been ordering a lot of stuff online. I just got this new thing called an AirSelfie. It’s like a flying little mini drone you can put in your pocket. It’s very lightweight, and it just flies around and takes videos and pictures. I also just got this thing called the June Oven. My boyfriend actually bought it for me, but it’s like a smart oven. I’m obsessed with it. I know it’s so weird to say you’re obsessed with an oven, but since I’ve been cooking so much, I love how this oven is just amazing.
AirSelfie2 Portable Camera Drone - Rose Gold
Smart Countertop Convection Oven
The last great book I read
I’m reading this really good book right now: You Are a Mogul by Tiffany Pham. I. Love. It. I’m obsessed with reading about anything to do with business. I think she’s brilliant.
‘You Are a Mogul’ by Tiffany Pham
My favorite dish to cook
My favorite is my Sliving Lasagne. I love cooking lasagna. I’ll be coming out with a lot more Cooking With Paris videos soon—I’ve been doing a lot of cooking, since I have a lot of time now. My favorite dessert to cook is banana bread, which I just started cooking during quarantine. I love it. But I add in way more bananas, way more sugar, and honey on top, and sprinkles, and call it Sliving Banana Bread.
