Caleb leaves Hanna a voice mail, asking where she is. Not Hanna is getting nosy. He tells NH that Hanna is his boo, and she's like, if you guys are having trouble, we'll both be on the same bus outta town a.k.a. she didn't give her uncle the heads up that she was coming. When Caleb expresses concern over that ridonkulous decision, she gets up and walks away:
Spencer is giving Em a talking to for losing Aria and Hanna, who suddenly appear. Aria doesn't think that uniform guy is Board Shorts. Just then they see Red Coat, so they chase after her, hoping it's Ali, and enter a mausoleum. Red Coat isn't inside...
...which doesn't make any sense because that mausoleum is small. My confusion ends because the Liars attempt to see if there is a secret door and there is. They go inside it, and the secret door closes behind them. Em is scared, Spence is all like, "Relax, it'll be cool," and that makes Em channel her inner Whitney Houston and say "How Will I Know" to herself and pray:
It starts to get really windy inside the mausoleum, so the girls are hold hands in hopes of not being blown away. The wind dies down. When they open their eyes, they see Hanna is nowhere to be found and Aria is actually holding a marble statue's hand:
UGH, I'm so over these girls losing each other in the dumbest of ways. Seriously, Aria doesn't feel Hanna's hand leave her grasp nor hears a giant-ass marble statue scraping across the ground next to her?
Anyway, Caleb goes over to Not Hanna (why) and is caring (why, the sequel) and she contemplates not seeing her uncle and getting off the bus. That is, until the creepy dude gets off that same stop, so she decides to stay on the bus and go to Ravenswood:
Seriously, staying on that bus was a good call.
Back inside the mausoleum, Hanna looks for the girls when she sees the words "Help me" written on a brick wall. The lights go out. She use the light on the phone and sees a bunch of mice. She runs away, goes up some stairs to a door, and opens it. Inside is an abandoned-looking living room. Hanna goes to investigate the house, and that's when A walks in the room:
Not Hanna and Caleb walk to the entrance of Ravenswood. They swap numbers...
...she touches his face...
...and they go their separate ways. I hate all of this. It's #HalebForever!
Hanna roams around the house and sees a phone booth. She goes inside, dials, and we see the door close behind her. The phone doesn't dial out, and she turns around and notices that she's stuck inside the booth. She looks out the frosted glass window and see a bunch of candles moving toward her, but then they disappear. Just then the phone rings and old-timey music starts playing:
For real, who is this supposed to scare? This sequence of events is so underwhelming because we all know that she's not going to be harmed.
