Scary But True News: Skivvies Are All The Rage In Milan

You know how your mother always told you to wear clean underwear, in case you were, y'know, in an accident or something? Come next spring, even the most safety-minded citizens will need to heed her call, because everyone is going to be seeing your skivvies! At least if the runways in Milan are any indication...

Really, I should have seen this coming. It was only a matter of time before underwear became accepted as a form of actual clothing, when you think about it. Those smart kids who started Tights Are Not Pants? I wonder what they're thinking right about now. First comes the sheer trend, then comes Lady Gaga's pantslessness, then comes...underwear as clothing. Yeah, for real. Check it out:

Here's a runway look from Dolce & Gabbana (check out Jenny's full review of the show here). Sure, there's a little bit of lace overlay between Sessilee Lopez's hot bod and our voyeuristic eyes, but I'd be hard pressed to find anyone who doesn't think those hot pants qualify as undies, right?