"Mr Captain, Mr President, Lady Captain, Lady president , ladies, gentlemen. What a pleasure and surprise to be standing here tonight. I would like to thank the Green's staff for presenting the course in such good condition, the comps/handicaps committee for all the hard work in running the comps, and my playing partners for their company on the day , Id like to thank the sponsors who in these tough financial times are very important to the club & its members we appreciate you continued support . And finally, I'd like to to take this opportunity to wish ye all the best of luck with you'r golf for the year Thank you."
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