Oprah never really goes small, right? And in her typical go-big fashion, she just blew your new year's resolution out of the water.
The talk queen's OWN network had a rough time, business-wise, last year. While answering some questions about it recently, Oprah dropped this little gem: if the channel goes under, she wants to become an organic farmer in Maui.
O isn't just looking to beat Gwyneth Paltrow at her own game here: she said she's absolutely serious. I love the idea. There's just one problem: it's too vague.
Even if she goes off the grid and tills earth for a little bit, you can't tell me Oprah doesn't need a 15-year plan to stay sane. Good thing I just spent the morning mapping one out for her.
Year 1: Get the organic farming down.
SUN VALLEY, ID - JULY 07: Oprah Winfrey attends the Allen & Company Sun Valley Conference on July 7, 2011 in Sun Valley, Idaho. The conference has been hosted annually by the investment firm Allen & Company each July since 1983. The conference is typically attended by many of the world's most powerful media executives. (Photo by Scott Olson/Getty Images)
Getty ImagesEnjoy makeup-free day after makeup-free day, soak up the sun whilst wearing Clarins SPF 30 (Favorite Thing, 2010).
Year 2: Use your burgeoning healthy-cooking skills to open an ultra-exclusive organic restaurant adjacent to your Maui home.
